Be afraid, be very VERY afraid!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Well it has come to this. I am now a semi-fully lisenced driver. (Some Missouri law) So all of you guys need to be carefull out there. The Josh factor just hit the streets! Be afraid, be very VERY afraid. I passed my test with a 90% out of 100% and the only things I messed up on were the paralelle parking and one lefthand turn. Not sure what happened there but it's all good. I'm so excited!

My apologies please...

I'm dreadfully sorry about the sporadicality of my posts. I'm going to say that I've been "busy". But, if you prefer I'll state what you're all probably thinking anyways: "He's not busy, he's lazy!" And alas! 'tis true. But I'll fill you in on what's been going on!

For starters I'm trying to get back into shape. (you may all stop laughing now.....). I've been keeping to a strict push-up schedule. I'm up to doing 55 in one go. This is about half of my current goal. If anyone has anything less boring to do that's just as effective. Please let me know ASAP! Push-ups are very basic...and thus get boring. Fast!

This is also accompanied by my picking up my sword again and practicing with it. (Also a good method of scaring the passing children on the street.....) I think I'm better now than I ever was! I guess It's because there's less people to talk to during class, (you know who you are).

And wile we're on the subject of blades, I shall inform you all of my knife throwing fascination. I was told how to do it properly and am now attempting to do so in the proper manner. You're supposed to hold the knife by the light end and point the center of gravity towards the target. The rest, I've come to find out, is more or less a matter of luck. But don't worry folks. The only injury's possibly cause by flying knives will be the blunt force trauma induced by the wrong end making contact after a ricochet off of a tree. o_O

That is all for now. I shall try to start posting more often and hopefully be able to get more readers.